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Tales from the Hood: Neighbour Reveals Dark Secret

I was woken up to the sound of a man screaming ndefwaya ifipe fyandi, mpela ifipe fyandi (I want my things give me my things). It took about a minute for me to realize I was certainly not dreaming and that indeed it was in real life that I was hearing two people arguing or fighting. I reached out for my cell phone looked at the time it was 00:05.

I reached across the other bed and shook my sister who was already awake being a light sleeper. Flo, Flo have you heard the noise out there?  “Iwe niba Dizo naba kazi bao” she retorted sounding irritated. I tiptoed to the window which was on her said of the bed and surreptitiously opened the curtain to peep outside. There I saw my neighbours husband and wife just as my sister had said. They continued shouting ndefwaya ifipe fyandi and I closed the curtain and whispered to my sister who seemed disinterested in the whole fiasco. Nanga ni fipe bwanji vamene bafuna ba dizo? To which Flo snapped at me saying go and ask him.

The husband continued to say ndefwaya ifipe fyandi to which the wife said naine ndefwaya dinner set yandi (I also want my dinner set). Dizo then told the wife he was going to beat her up because his fipe (things) bordered on life and death.  As the argument got heated I heard the (Nkugulume’s) bachelors of the hood come out and restain Dizo from beating the wife.

Dizo told them they knew not what they were doing because all he wanted were his fipe. At that point I opened the window and popped my head outside so I could have a full view of what was happening seeing as there were other spectators. As Dizo aggressively followed his wife I implored with one of the nkugulume’s to stop him. The wife narrated how she had bought a dinner set on ‘Pay Slow’ (A type of lay-buy done in the hood where you get the goods and pay slowly for them over an agreed period of time). She complained that she hadn’t even finished paying for it and Dizo took it to one of his girlfriends and that she wanted it back.

When Dizo noticed that everyone seemed sympathetic to his wife, he got angry and insisted she give him his fipe. Everyone seemed to wonder what that maybe when he said to his wife, “Ba Shazie tamule fwaya ukumpela ifipe fyandi? Kanshi nga ni ifyo twala filila munsenga”. The wife only piqued back that she wanted her dinner set and he would have his things.

What happened next made everyone freeze in their tracks. Dizo took two steps back and got on his high Verandah. He then said “OK mwe ma neighbours bonse nabali mumayanda umfweni, ifwe tunwa ama ARVs” (attention neighbours, even those of you that are in your houses listening, we (dizo and shazie) drink ARVs). Dizo then turned to his wife and said give me my ARVs. Finally we all knew what the Fipe (things) he was demanding were. Clearly shocked, Shazie screamed at Dizo saying you are the one who infected me! Not to be out done, Dizo said “iye ba shazie, nalimitwalako ku clinic mwakwete CD4 count iyalubana elo nomba amatako yafuma mulensamwina”.

In as much as many people have broken the silence on issues of HIV and AIDS, no one had ever done it in such a fashion. The Nkungulume’s all looked down and walked away seeming very uncomfortable on the grounds they stood, I quickly shut the little window I was leaning on and Shazie walked into her house.


The next morning all the hood seemed to have a weird aura. People walked around with an awkward expression and even saying hello to shazie seemed like a chore to many. In the end shazie and dizo divorced and to the amusement of many he moved it and married Rose the neighbor who used to be Shazie’s best friend.

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